January Coaster

"No fair.  You get to miss school to go look at my new cousin and I don't."

Welcome to the world, Baby M!!

July Coaster

"I don't want bacon or egg on my croissant.  Maybe they could, like, drizzle some chocolate on it or something like that." (at BK drive-through).

BTW, these little coasters have magnets on the back and fit into an album (which also has magnets, so they stick together, and the coaster stays in, see how that works?)  Nifty, but not necessary.  You could use any paper coaster that you have.  Like the ones at Chili's Restaurant, but I am not condoning stealing.  Just cover it in cute paper.  I got this at a Creating Keepsakes University so I am not sure who makes it-sorry.

Marco Pillow

Sounds from a swimming pool:

"Hey, let's play Marco Pillow!  You say Marco, and I say Pillow and we have to find each other." 

"It's Polo."

"MARCO!"

"PULLO!"

"It's Marco Polo."

"MARCO!"

"PILLOW!"

I give up.

April Coaster

Me: Lil' Toot, it's time for you to go take a bath.
Her:  Noooooooo!
Me:  Yes-you don't want to be the stinky kid at school.  Everyone will laugh at you.
Her:  Nuh-uh! Eronius (name changed to protect identity) stinks and I don't laugh at her!
Me:  Oh. KKKKKKKKK.

Coaster scrapbook

Was it really 90 degrees two days ago?  Doesn't feel like March today.  I don't want to get out of the chair cause I finally got warm under the blanket.  So much for outdoor photo shoots...
Mallory and I had to get out in the 45 degree weather today, though.  I had a dentist appointment.  She wanted Chick-fil-A when we got out, but I insisted on Burger King.  Why?  I don't know.  First, they gave me fries instead of onion rings (happens EVERY time.)  Then, when I got them they were cold.  When I was finally able to pull out of the parking lot into traffic,  I realize I never got my drink.  Go around the world and come back, wait in line, blah blah blah. 

Mallory: (in an I told you so tone of voice) "This wouldn't have happened at Chick-Fil-A."